Hey guys, recently I have been seeing a lot of rap going down, so I want to have the people who are writing the raps to put their best one(s) here!
To start us off, I have 2 raps, one is a remix of "This is why I'm Hot" and the other is one I wrote about kitchen appliances.
We will be having a contest later on on whos the best rapper, so good luck when it happens!
Here is my kitchen rap:
Title: "Fucking Appliances"
Things go bump in the night...
Things from your kitchen...
Ever wonder what happens when you go to bed?
DO you know what they do when you're asleep?
The toaster and the freezer host meets
They organized an alliance of the night
called the Appliance organization right?
They conspire against you and your foods,
they unplug themselves and move your shelves
and ruin places like the living room
They cube on the floor, they crumb on the desk,
they stain your polos with wine and
pour dog piss on your wedding dress.
There are no gremlins in the circuitry, there's only kitchen appliances circling.
The microwave loves cancer and shit,
so it goes in your bedroom and nukes your tits.
Shoulda thought of that before you bought the deluxe;
Cause now you'll have hospital bills
and the radiologist doesn't give a fuck!
They're going nuts.
But who can blame them? You only use them once a day and,
not even then, the electric carver's left out again,
and the potato peeler's lonely,
it feels unused and you called it homely.
Jesus Christ!
Why the fuck did you buy it?
The appliances are gonna riot,
they've assembled in groups to try it,
they made torches out of sticks and they'll light it.
Maybe you should of roasted a turkey or used the oven more
cause the baster is a bastard for loving,
it just wants to be used, to squirt all over your foods
and finally feel something.
Fuck! Shit!
You can't handle this,
you're sober
but you feel like you took ten hits of acid to your brain's core.
Over.
Surrounded by the silverware drawer cause
they don't wanna get dishwashed anymore,
they're screaming "leave me be!" while sticking a buncha tines in your pores.
You're so high, so off the ground,
you're on top of the cupboards looking down.
They turned on the radio to hide the sound,
of the meat grinder's jaws spinnin' around.
And it looks like it wants to grind you now,
the smoothie mixer caught up and it's by you now.
The bitch wants to setting five you now,
you hope you make it out alive somehow.
You wish you would have used them yourself;
You're too lazy to have been of help.
But now refrigerator's fallen on you,
and it weighs like two hundred and twelve.
They gag you mouth with those socks you bought at the last garage sale and forgot.
They tie your hands with all the extra rubberbands you never wore on your hands.
They stuff your ears with the cottonballs you bought in bulk and use twice to soak in acetate and remove your nail polish coats.
You're officially fucked, You're out of luck, then the alarm goes off and you wake the fuck up.
And my this is why im hot remix:
this is why I'm mod
this is why I'm mod
this is why, this is why,this is why I'm mod
this is why I'm mod
this is why I'm mod
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
I'm mod 'cause I'm high, you ain't cause you not
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
I'm mod 'cause I'm high, you ain't cause you not
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
this is why I'm mod
I got a rep
I can scam a mill with nuthin in the screen
I represent rangers, I got it on my backpack
newbs say that we lost it, so Imma bring it back
I love the party party hat, cause newbs dey show me love
the newbs start to beg as soon as I hit da bank
but in da Wildy, they only hit me low
so when I hit the spec I watch their loot hit da flo'
and if you need gp, I take it to da bank
Varrock to Edgeville, they do it erryday
Al-kharid to rekkela, soon as I hit seers bank
I'm in da highscores, i do it da hardcore way
and when I hit da rock crabs, people say that I'm fly
they love da way I pwn, they like my skillcapes
they love how I kill noobs from time to time
they ask me how I do it, instantly I reply
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why, this is why,this is why I'm mod
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
I'm mod 'cause I'm high level, you ain't cause you not
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
I'm mod 'cause I'm high level, you ain't cause you not(pimps)
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
this is why I'm mod, catch me on da forums
every other day another phat another christmas cracker
16mil goldbars, 240 a pop
44mil d arrows nigga gimme what you got
I'm in to summoning minotars, fresh across game
I'm in to shuttin' general stores down, cus I clean dem out when I shop
if you sell a mask set I could get it bought
tell me what you eat, you know I get 'em by da
I call my homies mate, meet me on da msn
I hit grand exchange wearing my black cav
we in the big decency, my clothes dey neva drag
find me with different items that you fools never had
but those who say they know me, know I'm focused on my green, I'm like a spending machine
player you come between, you better focus on hp
I hit so mean, the way you see you dead
and when I say I'm mod, my friends this is what I mean
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why, this is why,this is why I'm mod
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
I'm mod 'cause I'm high level, you ain't cause you not
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
I'm mod 'cause I'm high level, you hate cause you not a pimp
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
this is why im mod, newbs see da drop
ask me what i paid and i say yea i payed alot
and den i hit da switch dat drop da ballons
so ch00bss around da world they call me top of da top
they hop in da portal, i tell em all aboard
we hit da house, they say they like how i build
i gave them black trimmed, and now i did you wrong
so everytime i see them man they tell me thas they armor
they say im da bomb, they love the way the fury hanging
from the neck it compliments the barrow gloves, which compliments
the 3rd age, then comes tha gear so when i hit tha room
tha admin's stop and stare nazis start to hate
rearrange they weapons little do they know i'm keeping
my dds by waist so i reply no body got ta die
similar to 99str pures coz i got tha fly
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why, this is why,this is why I'm mod
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why I'm mod (mod)
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
I'm mod 'cause I'm high level, you ain't cause you not
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
I'm hot 'cause I'm high level, you hate cause you not (pimps)
this is why, this is why, this is why I'm mod
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