Rap battle ftw who want the biz :D

This is my promise
Ima bring that barrel to them bitches
Eye liners and what I make up will fuck up your skin
I pick the buck up and buck buck then buck buck again
I will butt fuck your friend then suck up her twin
I put the buck up to him then buck buck and buck buck and buck buck again
suck nut you duck fuck your unlovin kin
now don’t rub it in
like Lubriderm on a new tattoo I had to
kick my princess up out my castle dad who
never had that dude
always had a black tool
even when I was at school cuz bullies aren’t bulletproof

LOL

haha, not bad.

lol bullies aren't bulletproof

Nice rap

he got it off of a song i know it...... by lil wayne and drake.... 2 far 2 fuk ur a fucking failure

Was just on these forums
Surfing through the threads
read your little rap
watched you kill it dead.
You cant play this game
cant spit at all
You are overweight
and your dick is really small.
Maybe you just suck
or maybe its just me
onething that i do know
is NEWFAGS CANT WTC

My Basketball Rap.
neva take a day off,
- this is the way i talk
-this is the way i walk
top of the key and get that jay off
practice in ur sleep, practice in my sleep, straight outa highschool practice aint for me.
and i be jumpin ova u like i gatta matress at my feet.

I walk up in the cournt and they be calling my kobe, I shoot a 3rd and they calling me mj, like literally,
sexually, these girls are comin on to me.

pass me the damn ball i don't need a pick at all, and don't worry bout my shot cause im
gonna hit that off.

u ain't gaurdin me, u aint gaurdin me, literally step back and give'em a three ain't ain't no
deffendin me.

i went to beijing and came back with a ring

yahhh its a joke you fuck nigga get the fuck off my dick

Fanta grape, fanta grape
what to say 'bout you
only thing i can think of
is how you love the dudes.
Can never get enough of them
every night and day
getting dick all the time
and never time to play
but when you finally get some time
and you do log on
Tele into spirit beast
and instantly youre gone.
Pm me, 'Damn youre great,
How you own so much?'
'No fanta i dont swing that way
nor do i want to touch'
'wtf wtf
thats not even what i said'
You tele back to talk to me
bam, two hits, dead.
'Fuck you and your mom'
Can hear your voice crack
'close your bombs plz,
youre such a fucking hack'
Sorry fanta, that i own
you can never disagree
one last thing, one last thing
NEWFAGS CANT WTC

Lmao your funny xD

u say its a joke when u get caught
ransom ftw

demented you got some good raps

demented thinks hes cool
hes really a fool
hes dumb he needs to go back to school
he was in the tv show tool
he abuses his mod hes so cruel
he so fat he sinks in a pool

YEYE : ]

Alright little sarah
Want to start shit?
You say youre a girl
i say you got a dick
Everybody knows that
theres no girls online
Especially not like you
Since you look so fine.
Plus we all know
that you weigh a lot
had another cool line here
but then i done forgot =\
None the less lets continue
about how i am so great
i could also tell you
that you need to lose some weight.
You think youre so bad
Well i say youre a bitch
get back in that kitchen
and make me a sandwhich


No hard feelings, ily girl

So there was this onetime
Was walkin down the street
Came acrossed nuno
Put his face in the concrete.
He got back up
Puffed his chest out, big man
"alright mister badass
Whats your fuckin plan"
His eyes got all teary
'I dont fuckin know!'
He ran home to his mom,
And that was Nuno.

Owned.

last nite while i was around demented's house
raped his mum and ripped up her blouse

now i feel bad about wat i had done
but then i got over it and got myself a bun

demented then thort he was bad
but he still has the belly he had

he thort he'd be able to fite me
but dindt last 2 seconds dat wananbe

i beat the fuck out of him
now i think he's a bit dim

so i think thats about it
and btw ur such a dick

Demented. I love you.

That is actually all I have to say, I love you. I love you for sharing your gloriousness with me. I love you for making me shit my pants over and over every time I hear you rap.

I love you, Demented.

Alright little nuno
you sit the fucks down
better listen to me
i gots the silver crown.
Can always fuckin jailyou
even though its abuse
But then youd whine to me
same fuckin excuse.
Nobody loves you
nobody even cares
Come and kill SB
say your fuckin prayers.
You got a tiny dick
you play with it a lot
mainly because
no girls think youre hot.
Your mom always said
'your my handsom little boy
now take off your pants
and let me enjoy'
Normal people say
that incest is bad
what would they know
theyve never blown their dad.
Of course of course
You did it for free
and when he came, he said
NEWFAGS CANT WTC

this for you demented get owned irl

am in it to win it, i bet you Google ur lyrics,
my fucking rhymes are so dam cold, you will need a over coat
bitch you better right this shit down, so u wont choke
cause when i am spitting its just not fair, i am from England get a ware,
i am so gifted my talent is rare, il grab you by your hair
bust 5 knuckles right in your side, you run and hide.
retreat like a tide.
i fly nigga you just glide
i am spitting with out a beat, tapping with my feet
to keep my flow going on, to keep my flow going strong
for anger situations, that cause your immigration, to the us nation u fag mod
go back to china you nerd asain mod

soz owned irl

Alright mr dugs
You say youre so badass
Only way you get laid
is when you sexuallly harass.
Your dick is small
so is your name
come back to me
when you get some fame
You step up to me?
I say GTFO
fuck you and your mother
afterall, shes a hoe.
go suck a dick
make a fucking dime
Come back to me
when you learn to rhyme

demented sriously fucking stop
go back to your shitty ass pop

i know your starting to get in with rap
but tbh your fucking shitty and crap

give up now be4 you start crying
you can at least say you were trying

im serously laughing at watching u spitting
but all i can see is u drooling and dripping

and yes i think you got a nice crown
but to me you will always be a clown

so end it here you know you wont last
cause my lyrics are cool and i spit so fast

o and one last thing
yes i am the fucking rap king

the rap king lmao? its the freestyle king? its called a rap battle but its free styling lol

meh im only joking... just broed so thort id post a couple of raps lol