Epic convo on omegle.com

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: do you like rapids?
Stranger: i don t know what is it
You: It's that thing in water that make sure dead bodies are disposed of. I like rapids.
You: So, do you?
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You: Oh my word
You: It's you!
You: I haven't seen you in ages!
Stranger: omg!
Stranger: Stranger!
Stranger: can it be?
You: I think it is, Stranger!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: small world
You: It's been a long time
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: remember that one time we did that one thing?
You: Yeah that was great!
You: Didn't someone die that day?
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: someone famous
Stranger: or maybe it was someone uknonw
Stranger: i cant recall
You: Funny, I think it was a skydiver
You: in fact I would know
Stranger: oh yeah!
You: the fucker fell on my car
Stranger: wow that sucked so bad
Stranger: good thing you had insurrance
You: Yeah...it cost me $20 and a dead body...
You: Yeah
You: didn't cover for the dead body though, which sucked.
Stranger: i didnt know car insurrance even covered that
Stranger: when we turned on the windsheild wipers
Stranger: but it was pretty funny
Stranger: that lady thought we were gross
You: I thought she was gross
You: I mean...
You: Who carries a mouldy taco in their shoes?
Stranger: but you had sex with her anyway?
You: and then feeds it to dolphins?
Stranger: good times.
You: Yeah
You: she had a great... snizz.
Stranger: whatever that is...
You: You don;t wanna know
Stranger: so how have you been since then?
You: I've been great, Stranger! Yeah. So, how's the wife?
Stranger: shes dead thanks for asking
You: Oh yeah
You: sorry about that man
You: it was an accident i swear
Stranger: i thought you would remember that one
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: dont worry
Stranger: lets let bygones be bygones
Stranger: so hows the kid?
You: Hear hear!
You: Oh, I had to sell him
You: My iPod broke
Stranger: thats too bad
Stranger: about the ipod i mean
You: Yeah I know
Stranger: did you get a good price?
Stranger: on the kid i mean
You: Yeah. A whole iPod
Stranger: wow
You: for only 1 kid
Stranger: you went with the slovakians if you know what i mean
Stranger: or was it russians
Stranger: i forget
You: Er
You: Austrians
Stranger: bastards
You: They rape me daily
Stranger: wow thats too bad
Stranger: anal or oral?
You: I never ever know... They blindfold me and make me high before they do it
Stranger: at least you get free drugs
You: Yea
You: That part rocks
Stranger: i have to sell me daughter on the streets if i want any of that
You: I think i'm on of her clients
You: Does she have bobs and a vagina?
Stranger: i think you are
You: boobs*
Stranger: no
Stranger: she had them removed
Stranger: you remember why dont you?
You: Oh yeah. had something to do with parkinson's disease...
Stranger: something like that
Stranger: to bad the bitch gave me the herpies first
Stranger: did you get those too?
You: Nope, I have the new Defcon 4 plugin installed on my penis
Stranger: nice
You: I heard you moved?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: the cops were getting to nosy
Stranger: after that one incident
Stranger: you remember...
You: I think i was a little under influence
Stranger: perhaps
Stranger: i had drugged you before hand
Stranger: sorry about that
You: Oh my god!
You: Well, I raped your wife!
You: We're equal now.
Stranger: thats how she died?
You: Um, no...
You: Actually she did it willingly, and 2 hours later she electrecuted herself by putting a toaster in her vagina
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: she never got that kinky with me
Stranger: was it good?
You: It was shockingly orgasmic.
Stranger: lol a pun
You: Oh my god where!?
You: Kill it!
Stranger: its dead dont worry
You: Oh. Cool.
You: Who killed it?
Stranger: you did
Stranger: or was it me?
Stranger: i cant really tell
You: Er...
You: Which one of us is stranger?
Stranger: I think we are
You: oh, then we did it.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so when is the play supposed to start?
You: I really don't know. Say, you haven't come across another Stranger looking for a guy named John, have you?
You: I've come across two already.
Stranger: i did a while ago
Stranger: i told him my name was virgin mary
Stranger: but he didnt believe me
You: One of them asked me if I was chinese and lived in the U.K.
You: He didn't believe me either
You: It's hard being a stranger
You: the homeless have it easy
Stranger: think of john though
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: all they have to is fit 100 of em into those "showers"
Stranger: then we turn on the cyanide
You: Oh my god! You're Nazi too!?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: dont you remember?
Stranger: the good ol days
You: w000t! Hail Hitler!
Stranger: back when we were older?
You: Yeah I remember that
You: Hitler was a laugh hey. A real laugh
You: I remember one night him and I were in the office
Stranger: grand ol fellow
You: and he said..."I'm going to kill 1000 jews...and 1 clown"
You: so i say "why the clown?"
You: and he goes
You: "see!? no one cares about the jews!"
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im a jew
Stranger: thats not funny
You: So am I but...Hitler didn't find out
You: Gotta love schindler
Stranger: oh thank heavens
Stranger: he never did jack for me
Stranger: but jack is a bit of a prude wouldnt you say?
You: depends which jack... I know plenty
Stranger: jack frost
You: Jack'o'lantern, Jack the Ripper...
Stranger: the guy who was at that one place
Stranger: at that one time
You: Oh yeah he's a real prune
You: Prude*
Stranger: when we did that one thing
You: Didn't someone die that day?
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: someone famous
You: Hmmm.
Stranger: or maybe unknown
Stranger: i cant recall
You: Do you like rapids?
Stranger: just in the winter
You: Yeah, Winter is my preferrable time too, unless it's snowing. I don't mind summer. But in winter, the bodies flow down the water easier making them harder to find
Stranger: that reminds me
Stranger: why did you push me in?
You: I wanted you to feel my newest dead body...
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: he was very gelatinous
Stranger: congratulations
You: Not after the wife got hold of him
Stranger: well that a little different wouldnt you say?
You: She's started a business by the way
You: "Mrs. Lovettes Pies"
Stranger: i love her pies!
Stranger: especially the pussy cat ones
You: Between you and me, I think she's cheating on me with some fucker named Sweetey Flodd...or something...
Stranger: no
Stranger: its the virgin mary
You: Oh
You: Wait
You: you're the virgin mary you cunt!
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: she just likes unspoiled goods
You: Good luck pleasuring her without Defcon 4... -.-
Stranger: why does she have herpies too?
You: Have you fucked her yet?
Stranger: of course
You: Then yes, she does. A pity.
Stranger: she got them from my daughter
You: Oh
Stranger: i hope you are still having a cow
Stranger: so anywho
You: So how old were you when you were born, stranger?
Stranger: i think 15
Stranger: its tough to remember those sorta details
You: I would imagine so. Listen, I don't think I can carry on conversing with you anymore. I really can't get used to the fact that I'm talking to a jew.
You: You dirty bastard.
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Stranger: hi
You: sup
You: guy or girl?
Stranger: girl
You: dyke
You: jk
You: do you have friends?
Stranger: i have a webcam
You: gross

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: gay/
Stranger: ?
You: lol no
You: are you?
Stranger: yea
You: cool
You: wanna fuck
You: anally
Stranger: no
You: pl0x
You: do you have lube?
Stranger: no
You: wow
You: fine
You: ill use my spit
Stranger: i fuck without lube
Stranger: yup
You: SOLID
Stranger:
You: can we be butt buddies?
Stranger: suuuure
You: YESS
Stranger: r u from 4chan
You: MY LIFES COMPLETE
You: nah haha
Stranger: damn
You: yea
Stranger: thought i spotted a /b/tard
You: lol?
You: b/tard?
You: wtf
Stranger: its a board on 4chan
You: oh lol
Stranger: so where u from?
You: thought you insulted me or some shit
Stranger: naa
You: Canada
You: wbu?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: usa
You: state?
Stranger: nj
You: cool
Stranger: soooo how old?
You: 16
You: u?
Stranger: youngster
Stranger: im old
You: yee
Stranger: sort of
You: HAHAHA
You: yes
Stranger: 21
You: im into pedos
Stranger: im not
Stranger: lol
You: ur undressing me with your eyes right now arent you
You: u creepen lurk
You: i love that
Stranger: well i can't see u so thats impossible
You: mentally
Stranger: i can't undress something that i dont know what it looks like
You: yes you can
You: i undressed your mom 5 mins ago
Stranger: my mom is dead
You: exaclty
You: i cant see her
You: soooo
You: what have you learned?
Stranger: neither can i anymore
Stranger:
You: stop beign a bitch
You: man up pussy
Stranger: i play rugby
You: same
Stranger: is that man enuf for u?
You: position?
Stranger: anal fucker
Stranger: apparently
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Stranger: Heya, im a guy looking for a girl to cyber with.
You: im a guy looking for a guy to cyber with.
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Stranger: Hey looking for girl for webcam
You: asl
Stranger: male australia 17
Stranger: You
You: 42 male USA
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You: im 42, male, i live in canada, and i play runescape
You: where do you live
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You: runescape?
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You: Hello, care to bounce on my cock?
Stranger: i want ur dads
You: That can be arranged
You: so i herd u liek mudkipz?
Stranger: yes
You: cute little things aren't they?
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You: fuck?
Stranger: 16 m usa wants to trade dirty pics
You: only if your willing to bounce on my cock for an hour or seven
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You: so i herd u liek mudkipz?
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You: wanna lick my dick up and down and all around?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yes of course
You: fag.
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You: Hello their butterfly
Stranger: I'm a damn frog.
You: my bad, my bad
You: so if I kiss you will you turn into a prince?
Stranger: 50/50 chance
You: hmm sweet
You: So i herd you liek mudkipz?
Stranger: on the other hand you cold end up just kissing a frog.
Stranger: I don't.
You: why not
You: their so cute
You: i love rubbing my dick up and down their backs
Stranger: Thats homosexual. Which is fine. I don't judge. I'm just saying.
You: how is it homosexual? I'm a girl.
Stranger: Then its not homosexual. Just weird
You: Wow, thought you said you don't judge
You: asshole.
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You: Hai
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 72, shemale, afghanistan
You: hbu?
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lmao ur so random O.o

Didn't you know? Omegle actually stands for random.

aahahahahah lol!!

Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: want to bounce on my cock?
Stranger: does it have springs?
You: the very best
Stranger: okay
You: sweet
You: wait, your a girl right?
Stranger: yeah
You: ewww, nvm
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You: you wanna lick my dick? fuck my duck? or grope the pope?
Stranger: ??
You: you wanna lick my dick? fuck my duck? or grope the pope?
You: what do you not understand?
Stranger: u chinese?
You: no
You: or hey! for you, I'll let you do all 3
Stranger: where?
You: now answer the question
You: you wanna lick my dick? fuck my duck? or grope the pope?
Stranger: fuck you
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You: you wanna lick my dick? fuck my duck? or grope the pope?
You: answer the fucking question or im gonna slit my wrists!!!!
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You: I enjoy fucking alligators in my spare time.
Stranger: im looking for a gay male =]
You: Are you an alligator?
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You: I enjoy fucking alligators in my spare time.
Stranger: Phish?
You: no, not fish, alligators
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Stranger: heyy sexy ; )
You: So i herd u liek mudkipz?
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Stranger: PALMEIRAAAS
You: Sex?
Stranger: TOO
You: two times?
You: fun fun fun
Stranger: puta merda
Stranger: kkkkkkkk
Stranger: é cada um q me aparece
You: are you spanish?
Stranger: brazil
You: oh
You: dude!
You: brazilian chicks have wicked ass tongues
You: and some of them have dicks
You: are you a brazilian chick with a wicked ass tongue and a dick?
You: ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING SLUT!
You: I'm sorry, i love you. Sometimes I just get carried away. We belong together
You: ignoring me now, you fat fuck?
Stranger: tu é doido mermão?
You: ily
You: sorry
You: this whole racial barrier isn't being broken unless you learn to speak english
You: fatfuck.
Stranger: VÁ SE FODER = FUCK YOU
You: that's an insult
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You: So I heard its fun to stick your dick in Watermelon.
Stranger: hi
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You: I enjoy fucking alligators in my spare time.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im 10 f canada and lookin to cyber
Stranger: my big sis taught me
You: im 72 shemale afghanistan
Stranger: she does it all the time
You: do you ever do anything with her?
Stranger: i can work wit dat
You: like put your fingers in her vagina?
You: I do that to my brother
Stranger: i watch her do it herself
Stranger: i learned
Stranger: feels good
You: You watch your sister finger herself??
You: and i thought i was fucked up...
Stranger: ya she was teaching me
You: omg, thats hawt
You: wanna teach me?
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: bitch
You: why u talking about /b/? you into child porn or something?
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You: Do you wanna fuck a dog in the ass?
Stranger: Umm...
Stranger: Not...really...
Stranger: D=
You: why not? dog's need loving too
Stranger: You just made the rest of my day very bad.
You: how much of your day is left?
Stranger: Alot.
You: I've got 23 hours and 15 minutes to go
You: Care to talk about fucking dogs for the remainder?
Stranger: It's 7:46am here.
You: or we can talk about sticking dicks in cabbage
Stranger: ...
You: I do that frequently
Stranger: Well to tell you the truth, no.
You: I heard watermelon is good too
You: Wanna cyber?
You: or webcam?
Stranger: Umm...That's a little better but...still no.
You: or just plain old fuck?
Stranger: Nah, I'm good.
You: why
You: are you gay?
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: no.
You: good, me neither, I just like another cock rubbing up against mine
Stranger: ...
You: it pleasures me oh so much
Stranger: I don't have a cock though...I'm female.
You: oh
You: well then wanna have sex?
You: You can finger my vagina
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Alright.
You: Sweet
Stranger: Go buy a plane ticket to Oslo.
Stranger: I will meet you at the airport there.
You: Oh, you live in Oslo too?
You: Ok, that's seriously wierd....
Stranger: Oh...shit...
Stranger: D=
You: im kidding
You: I live in afghanistan
Stranger: ...that's cool.
You: Yeah, my second cousin was actually Osama bin Laden
You: he went and got himself all blown up though
Stranger: that's just nifty
Stranger: I here he died of kidney failure.
You: no, my nipples are nifty, oh wait, thats perky, nvm
You: No, he got blown up.
You: Fuckin rockets up his ass
Stranger: you are one odd fellow
You: I'm a girl
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well I'm a megalodon
You: Oh, I fucked one of them before
Stranger: unholy ruler of the prehistoric deep
You: My cock got stuck in it though
Stranger: ...how?
You: i jammed it in there wrong
Stranger: That makes so little sense...
You: what does?
Stranger: The fact that you could...nevermind.
Stranger: you like burzum?
You: burzum?
You: whats burzum? sounds like a porn site
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: nah
Stranger: band
You: no, I only listen to the Jonas Brothers
Stranger: that's pretty grim man
You: i <3 them
You: GIRL!
You: not man, girl
Stranger: Jonas brothers are kvlt bro
You: kvlt?
You: stop calling me bro =(
Stranger: no >=(
Stranger: You made me have a bad day and now imma call you a girl!
Stranger: Wait..
You: YAY!
Stranger: >=( >=(
You: you never answered my question, DUDE.
You: whats kvlt?
Stranger: It means cult in norwegian.
You: Oh, whats a cult?
Stranger: It's like a dumb phrase black metal fans use to call a band evil or obscure, no one takes it seriously.
You: what band is evil?
Stranger: why can't you shut the fuck up and make dinner like a female should! >=(
Stranger: I don't like you.
You: what band is evil?
Stranger: burzum is
You: oh, I love them! they're amazing. And who said anything about being a female?
You: I'm actually a lion
Stranger: ...
Stranger: You switch genders/races a lot
You: shhh....don't tell, i'm not only a lion, I'm a ninja lion.
Stranger: wanna be in my D&D campaign?
You: whats D&D?
You: dominatrix and dildos?
Stranger: I'm an orc cleric and i need a sweeper character to lead the party
You: Oh, do you except level 900 warlocks?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: you can go rot in a sewer
Stranger: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/7597893/Burzum+varg1_320_1215331211.jpg
You: awwww, your so sweet
Stranger: ^That guy is burzum
You: i love you.
You: SAY IT BACK
Stranger: he oozes with satan
Stranger: NO!
You: bitch
Stranger: slut
You: i thought we had something special
Stranger: Well we don't.
You: wow.
Stranger: You don't even know who burzum are. >=(
You: you just broke the shit out of my heart
You: I can't even manage to stroke my dick right now, I'm so sad
Stranger: good
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Stop switching genders!
You: what you mean?
Stranger: it makes me sad
You: I haven't switched anything
Stranger: you were male than female than a lion now a male again?
You: I never said I was a lion....stop making shit up
Stranger: geeze, if you are gonna genderfake at least stick with it
Stranger: >=\
You: I'm a female btw
You: idk where your getting all these other ideas from....
Stranger: we should go lezz out sometime
You: How? I thought lezz is 2 chicks?
You: and considering i'm a guy....well, you can see the complications.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: k
You: holy shitttttt
You: i just jizzed all over the keyboard
Stranger: that's neat
You: no, it's actually messy
You: and sticky...
Stranger: haha?
You: there's nothing funny about having jizz in the keyboard.
Stranger: did you know if you did that outside here it would freeze and need to be removed by a surgeon?
You: Seriously?
Stranger: Probably not.
You: Oh my god, I need to try that
Stranger: it'd be cold though
You: Whole new meaning to the term 'blue balls'
Stranger: ?
Stranger: What are blue balls?
Stranger: no, don't awnser that.
Stranger: nevermind.
You: ok lol
You: So, want to suck my dick?
Stranger: not really, no
You: how bout finger me?
You: or stroke my lion's mane
Stranger: I'm not into anal play bro
You: anal?
Stranger: or yiffing
You: im talking about my vagina
Stranger: you have both?
You: yes, doesn't everyone? and what's yiffing?
Stranger: well. when 2 furry animals love each other very much...and a japanese guy draws it...
You: omg, your a furry animal too???
Stranger: and no, most people have 1.
You: it's like we're meant to be...
Stranger: No. I do not.
You: most people only have 1 what?
Stranger: only 1 sexual organ
You: I only have 1....
Stranger: How old are you anyway?
You: 72
Stranger: I bet you're one of those idiot /b/ guys...
You: whats /b/?
You: omg /b/ forums???
You: that's where I get my child porn
Stranger: ...
Stranger: k?
Stranger: I use imagefap
You: so what you mean by idiot /b/ guys?
You: what do they do?
Stranger: they do what you are now doing.
You: which is?
Stranger: troll people basically.
You: omg, your a troll too?
Stranger: you aren't even very funny though...more just annoying. =/
Stranger: no. IMMA ORC. get your shit straight.
You: I'm not trying to be funny, I'm completely serious
Stranger: trolls can't be clerics.
You: And I'm a troll warlock
Stranger: fucking noob...
You: noob
You: newb
Stranger: trolls can't play support.
You: NEWFAG
Stranger: yep, /b/
You: suck my dick and lick my vagina
Stranger: fucking cockfags...
You: at the same time
You: fuck you
You: bitch
You: skank
Stranger: no thanks.
You: slut
You: whore
Stranger: cunt?
You: suck on my 3-inch-wiener
You: oh yeah, cunt
Stranger: I know your fucking someone else.
You: your right, I am someone else
Stranger: don't even pull this shit on me.
You: RAWRZORZ
You: I like peepee
You: fuckin skank
Stranger: can we maybe have a change of subject?
You: When i become king of the lions your gonna feed me
You: Ima munch on your tits
You: nom nom nom
You: nom nom nom
Stranger: ...
You: nom nom nom
You: nummy tit munching
You: meow
Stranger: D=
You: will you be my friend?
You: and/or sex slave
Stranger: ...no.
You: why?
You: am i not good enough for you?
Stranger: you are mean to me
You: i am not! i love you, we were meant to be together
Stranger: =/
You: dont leave me, I CAN CHANGE!
Stranger: you /b/ guys sure are weird.
You: Actually, I'm more of an /h/ kind of guy
You: /b/ is too small for me
Stranger: /h/?
Stranger: hentai?
You: oh hell yes
You: no dummy, my dick size
You: der der der
Stranger: ?
Stranger: well...
Stranger: I think I might be leaving here...
You: you will sex me up?
You: NO PLEASE
Stranger: but before I go.
You: I TOLD YOU
You: I CAN CHANG!!!!!
Stranger: here's smiling varg to keep you company =D
Stranger: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/7597893/Burzum+varg1_320_1215331211.jpg
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rofl when you said, 'wana ride on my cock for an hour or seven' or something like that then he like 'it have springs?' rofl thats funniest!! rofl springs? seriously who comes up with that rofllll

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You: want to have sex
Stranger: sure
Stranger: m/f?
You: shemale
You: i wear strapons
You: can i have a pic of you plz
Stranger: no
Stranger: not into that
Stranger: srry
Stranger: lol
You: do it now or im going to cut my wrists!!!!!
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You: try training on rats
Stranger: hello
You: try training on rats
Stranger: yeah I will
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: or
You: or
You: or...?
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: im or
You: you?
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You: yo!
Stranger: yo
You: cock!
You: a doodle doo!!!
Stranger: cock!
Stranger: a doodle doo
You: whats ur name
You: is typing...
Stranger: whats your name!?
You: is typing...
Stranger: is bored.
You: noob
You: NOOB.
You: GTFO.
Stranger: boon
You: how i bank
You: ?
Stranger: ok
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^^^^^ wtf? ^^^^^


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You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im male 19 from brazil and you?
You: wow you type fast
Stranger: =]
You: hi!
You: wait lets restart
You: hi!
You: are you an alien
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where are you from?
You: illegal immagrant <--- [sorry if you think that's racist]
You: is you
You: so i herd you liek mudkipz
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Stranger: hi
You: hi noob
Stranger: hi faggot
You: what lvl are u
You: what lvl are u
Stranger: you?
You: u first i asked first
Stranger: I'm ∞
Stranger: you?
You: im level 4
Stranger: ahahahhahaha
Stranger: n44b
You: that would be naab,
Stranger: gnegne like gallins pio pio
Stranger: pio pio
Stranger: who is?
You: faggot faggot
Stranger: oh he's a stranger
Stranger: faggot and n44b
Stranger: pio pio
You: is you you
You: so i herd you liek mudkipz
Stranger: wait 1 sec
Stranger: I must tell you a thing
Stranger: seriously
You: me too
You: me penis is getting huge
You: how i stop it
Stranger: yesterday I saw your mother sucking some cocks and she was very happy..
Stranger: your mother is a fucked bitch
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: she sucks very well guy
You: omg serious
You: your mom says hi
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: you're so stupid
Stranger: ahahaha
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You: ur mom says hi
Stranger: penis
You: l2 type
Stranger: nope
You: *5 minutes later*
Stranger: ur mom says hi how lame
You: really she does?
Stranger: yesh
Stranger:
You: liar.
You: is typing...
You: is still typing...
Stranger: sorry im keyboard is sticky with jizz
You: so you fuck the computer is that what you're trying to say?
Stranger: yup
You: hmm
Stranger: you bet
You: you just said my mom says hi
You: now your saying you fuck the keyboard
Stranger: also you dumb faggot one of my arms is broken
You: my penis is broken
Stranger: for reals
You: fucked your mom too much
Stranger: so suck it!
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You: hows life
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: your mom says hi
Stranger: ok
You: type faster plz
You: seriously
Stranger: why? i type fast
You: you took like 5 mins to say you type fast..\
Stranger: not really and i was waiting for ur respond
You: hmmm.
Stranger: yah
You: lie.
Stranger: w.e
You: wow
You: took 5 mins for that
You: 3
Stranger: and im typing in the dark and that was like 20 seconds
You: im typing under my keyboard
Stranger: thats nice
You: while fucking a rhinocerous
Stranger: for yoy
Stranger: are you retarded?
You: he's enjoying it quite alot.
Stranger: okay
You: oh shit i meant to say your mom
You: not a rhino
You: so i herd u liek mudkipz
Stranger: no
You: fuck you
Stranger: u dont even know me
You: say yes or im going to go cut my wrists
Stranger: no
You: fuck yes!!!
You: say yesS!!!!
You: bastard!!!
Stranger: fuck off
You: 'sranger: yes'
You: ty
Stranger: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: so i herd u liek mudkipzzz..........
Stranger: no
You: have you ever tried shoving a toaster in your vag?
Stranger: nope..
You: don't lie plz.
Stranger: im not perv
You: perv = looking at people undress
You: toaster in vag = experimenting
Stranger: wow
You: fag
You: www.1227.com
Stranger: im definitely not a fag
You: that's my favorite site
Stranger: you dont know me. and i dont care what the fuck is ur fav site
You: you do care
Stranger: not really
You: yes
You: you do
Stranger: nope
You: yes you do
Stranger: go fuck a dog!!
You: yes you do
Stranger: nope
Stranger: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You: l2 type
Stranger: NO
You: yes you do
Stranger: NO RETARD
You: yes
Stranger: NO
You: yes
Stranger: NO
You: yes
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: NO
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: NO
You: yes
Stranger: NO
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: NO
You: yes
Stranger: NO
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: NO
You: yes
Stranger: NO
You: yes
Stranger: NO
You: yes
Stranger: N
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: NO
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yse
You: yes
You: y
You: es
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: sex
Stranger: NO fUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
You: no
You: no
You: no
You: no
You: no
You: no
You: no
You: no
You: sex
Stranger: NO NO NO NO NO AND NO
You: and yes
Stranger: why u say sex?
You: bc i can
You: got a prob nigguh.
Stranger: no and im not
You: you are
Stranger: im white fag
You: racist
You: yes you are a fag
Stranger: and not racist at all
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rofl

lol

lol filth.. im not encourging people to say racist things in there convo's im just saying to post there funny convo's it doesnt have to include racist stuff.
lolz at z

Sorry, I tend to get racist when I'm frustrated. It's usually a good way to make somebody give up on their attempts to hold a decent conversation. Which is what we try to end.

holy cowzerz this how u got so many posties xD(jking)

aha, you know it.

ZOMG CHEATA !!

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Stranger: hey
You: 哎呀
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You: heiy
You: aoch?
You: 即时通讯野蛮
Stranger: hello
Stranger: sorry, i can't speak chinese
You: 即时通 讯野 蛮 即时通, 讯野蛮即时通讯 野蛮即时通讯野蛮即时 通讯野蛮?
You: ?
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You: Yellow
Stranger: spring brother
You: racist
You: racist bitch
You: 这样我就可以讲中文大声笑]
Stranger: you bing ba ni
You: you want my banana
Stranger: m le ge bi
You: 这样我就可以讲中文大声笑]
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[no more chinese... it's not working...]


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Stranger: Oi, quantos anos voce tem?
You: okopat [i think this means hoe]
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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: guy or girl
You: u first
Stranger: guy
You: you ever tried shoving a toaster in your vag?
Stranger: im a guy
You: no ur not
You: are you george bush?
Stranger: fuck you
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: wats up
You: no thing
You: guy or girl
Stranger: why
Stranger: girl
You: why
You: have you ever tried shoving a toaster in your vag?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: why would i even try that
You: you should try it
Stranger: why
You: its nice
You: i mean like
You: dont put toast in there
You: wont feel too good
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Stranger: play with my penis
You: no im busy shoving a toaster in my vag
Stranger: is it plugged in?
You: yes
Stranger: is there toast inside there?
You: no
You: toast feels bad
Stranger: but, when it pops up, it will feel really goo
Stranger: d
You: no
You: i have a dildo in there
You: feels better
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: you ahve way too much shit in your vag
Stranger: clean it out
You: no
You: i might try fucking a crocodile soon
Stranger: are you going to tie his mouth shut?
You: no
You: he wil eat my pussy out
You: are you guy or girl?
You: ?
You: ohhh yes
You: toaster popped
You: you should see this
You: so much cum
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Stranger: hi
You: hai
Stranger: hai thar
You: hai thar
Stranger: O_O
You: so i herd you liek mudkipz?
Stranger: ya rly
Stranger: i hear
Stranger: you liek
Stranger: mud cups
You: wut
Stranger: rly
You: are you guy or girl
Stranger: i'm an orly owl
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: a
Stranger: guy
Stranger: nawb
You: do u want pics
Stranger: of
Stranger: O_o
You: me
Stranger: O_o are you a guy or a girll
Stranger: O_o
You: girl
Stranger: then yes
You: ok
You: go here
Stranger: O_o
You: smouch.net/lol/
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: no thx
Stranger: orly?
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thats a rick roll site and he didnt come back for like 5 mins so i left rofl



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Stranger: sexyman123
You: sexywoman123
Stranger: is it you?!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: jerk
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lolwut?


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You: so i herd you liek mudkipz
Stranger: m/f?
You: /f
Stranger: from?
You: florida
Stranger: name?
You: Liala
Stranger: nice name cutey
You: thanks
You: whats your name?
Stranger: zani
Stranger: from UK
Stranger: i m 17 u??
You: i like that name :]
You: 16
Stranger: what do you do
You: i go to school i guess
You: :S
Stranger: thats good
You: lol
Stranger: u r hot baby
You: how u kno
Stranger: r u horny
You: uhh
Stranger: i knw every thng
You: whats my middle name
Stranger: lets have sex
You: wrong
You: my middle name is
You: idonthavesexwithstrangerssorryyoustupidfuck
You: long middle name i know :[
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: cum on we r not strangers now
You: um
You: you mite need my pic first
Stranger: yah
You: http://smouch.net/lol/
You: my pic is in
You: where it says
You: liala
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now lets hav sex
You: no
You: u have to see my pic first
Stranger: please
You: see my pic first
You: and post a comment
Stranger: i m not a kid baby
Stranger: trick or treet
You: no
You: post a comment first
You: so i know you saw it
Stranger: so now
You: post a comment plz?
Stranger: i dnt hav anythng to coment
Stranger: lets hav sex first then i'll post a coment
You: no
Stranger: i wana lick ur boobs
You: heres more pics of me
You: http://www.1227.com/
You: click liala
Stranger: omg how i stop
You: huh?
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Stranger: hi
You: 这样我就可以讲中文大声笑
Stranger: 哈哈
Stranger: 有趣
You: 这样 我就 可 以讲 中 文大 声 笑
Stranger: 好了吧
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Stranger: 神经
Stranger: SB
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Stranger: 丢人
Stranger: 你牛
You: oh sorry
Stranger: 傻比
You: sup
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gf?

Stranger: hi im 17,m,us looking for a horny female
You: 44,m,us looking for a horny male
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lol.