convo's from omegle

Thanks to great response from k1ng's thread, im now continuing what he started..
go to omegle.com and post the craziest convos you have had .

Stranger: u fem
You: im chinese and i have a tiny yellow penis bloopaloop!
Your conversational partner has disconnected <----wait, what?

Stranger: hello manyak
You: hey my penis is bigger then your head, wana have sex ill take some viagra
Your conversational partner has disconnected. <----haha, classic.

You: wazzup my nigga holmes.
Stranger: nothin g whats crack a lackin with you
You: i just was on a run up wit my niggas from da crips, we raped this 11 yer old girl nigga
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: IF YOU SASS ME ONE MORE TIME
Stranger: ILL KILL YOU AND YOUR LITTLE BROTHAS
You: nigga PLEASE
You: i already killed em, stupid nigga
Stranger: GO TO YOUTUBE AND SEARCH
Stranger: UNFORGIVABLE
You: FUCK YO ASS NNIGGA IMA SHOOT YA HOUSE UP SO HERD
Stranger: YE RIGHT BITCH
Stranger: YOUR SOFT
You: talk to me like that nigga, ill cut ya head off and send it to lil wayne
Stranger: more like
Stranger: lil GAYne
Stranger: hahahaha
You: NIGGA U JUST DONE IT, IMA KIL YOU NIGGER ASS BITCH U BETTER HIDE NIGGER
You: YEAH, THATS WHAT I THOUGHT NIGGA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.<---- haha, owned.