Screwed while Nude
"Okay, you're invisible" Johnson states.
"Wait, that's all?" Askes David.
"Yup"
David glances at himself, "but, i can still see myself"
"Well, for one, your clothes aren't invisible, so those would have to go; and two, you are the one who is invisible, so you can still see yourself."
"Oh, i guess that makes sense." David said while stripping off his clothes.
"Ah, there we go, here, have a look," Johnson holds up a picture of the wall behind David, attempting to pass of off as a mirror. It works.
"Wow! I can't see myself at all!"
Holding back laughter, Johnson tells David to go outside and try it out, but follows it with the following warning: "You can still bend light, kind of like glass, so expect a couple odd stares in your direction... and, ill see you in a couple hours, be back before i close!" Johnson holds his hand out to Davids side to shake his hand.
"LOL, im over here" as David moves infront of the gesture and returns the favour. "Thanks again!" He walks out the front door.
David is now walking nude down the street with an excited smile on his face. I will be kind and exclude the 'bounce' in his step, because it 'bounced' more than his step. He walks like he just won the lottery because he knows that only he can see himself, allowing him to get away with nearly anything. His bounce lessens for a moment as he ponders his next move, "what should I do with this epic night on the town?" he wonders, "Go see a movie!!" he exclaims, attracting the attention of many onlookers.
He then calls for a taxi, one hesitates infront of him, but then speeds off. David then remembers that he is invisible and chuckle at himself for calling a taxi. What David does nnot know, is the taxi driver just had his back seats cleaned and vaccuumed, and did not want some one's bare ass anywhere on his upholstery.
David then decides to simply walk the two blocks to the theatre. After about ten minutes of bouncing around excitedly, he arrives at the theatre. Once there, he hesitates at the ticket line, but then realises no one would see him walk right passed the booth, so he does. His naked movie stealing ways attract many eyes onto himself, but all are in awe at the situation and dont try to stop him.
Once inside the theatre, David finds his seat in the back row and settles in for the movie. He gets many subtle glances and a bit of hushed whispering interupt the previews a bit, but he shrugs them off since being invisible wouldnt help him yell at them. The movie finally comes on and David enjoys watching "The Streaker".
About an hour and a half later, the movie ends and David, satisfied with his day, decides to regain his visibility. He was a bit tired and the bounce in his step was nearly gone, or perhaps, the lack of bounce was due to the lessened temperature outside since there is no more sunlight. He arrives back at Mr Johnson's magic store, named 'Magic Jacks' and finds Johnson rather quickly.
"I'm done being invisible for one day, change me back now please?"
"Yeah, uh, you never were invisible"
"What?!"
"Your wife was mad that you didn't take out the trash on Thursday, so she conjured this up and gave me fifty dollars to do it for her"
"Well, sounds like i have an appointment with her tonight" David says as he storms out the door, but quickly comming back in to say, "Can i have my clothes back please?"
"sure, here they are" Johnson hands David a pile of clothes which are promptly put on.
"Thank you Mr Johnson, but I have to go" David says in a murderous tone.
"Have a nice day!"
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