WTC clan rap.

Woke up this morning and went ghost huntin
in the back of the van me and your mom was fuckin,

Soon as we left the park I got a dare
so i robbed the general store and stole some pears,

Came back this afternoon and grabbed a spoon
logged into pvp planet and killed some goons,

Now you know napkin is just that tough
you mess with him and he'll make your life rough,

Cause the world trade center merks bitches everyday
if your not with us you can just quit and never play
the time to enlist is absolutely today,

When it comes to rapeing where number one
clans like DBC can fuck a nun,

You come up to us say 1 vs 1
you'll lose in 5 seconds so taste my gun,

Fucking pro will have a feast
when it comes to pking hes a beast,

Cause the world trade center merks bitches everyday
if your not with us you can just quit and never play
the time to enlist is absolutely today,

When it comes to clan wars were the boss
before you set up a challenge mark it a loss,

You don't want this you would rather ::no clip
but watch it boy I got dragon arrows on my hip,

killin the nubs they got nothing on me
one last thing.. NEWFAGS CAN'T WTC.


- White kids rappin, and thanks demented.

stealin my lines, ill do something better, gimme a bit >.>


All the players know
that napkin is gay;
Sexes his boyfriend
then Logs on to play;
Gets on the XAT
Logs into PVP
Teles to SB
gets owned by me.
He Pm's me and says
WTF is this shit
I fucking tele in
and then get one hit.
to which i then say
I Told you that im great
go be a loser elsewhere
better yet, lose some weight.
I see him on his cam
crying ever so
I think to myself
god, what a homo.
He stands up and runs away
Forgetting that hes nude
His boyfriend gets turned on
And napkin gets subdued.
Im watching this cam
In amazement
They started things up
and i took the hint.
Closed the convo
Let them screw in peace
afterall, it is gross
when theyre both so obese.
Continuing my game
Telling xat all about it
but, keep it on dl
no need to shout it
He is still closetted;
sensitive about these things
but now you all know
about napkins homo flings.

I gave you credit for the last 1

just to start out, my name is napkin, fuck all the girls, i go for the men. I say im badass, but really im extra gay, flick my wrist, tell all the boys 'hayy'. I play this game, cuz i love jinrake, sendin him noods, while he plays on runescape. I kill all the noobs, they got nothin on me, one last thing NEWFAGS CAINT WTC - demented

Demented spit some serious verses.

You need to shut up,
All that shit u talkin' u seem real stuck-up
I have never even heard of ya
and yo picture I see terror like neva' seen before
Well you should and needa be afraid of me on daily bases
Your name is , Napkins? well it seems,
That you need to take that scary face off this section & leave
before I shoot you with my verbal, immortal triple beam, of doom.
Ima hit you hard, blacka then night so I suggest you start a spittin ur pissy ass rhymes.

Cool story bro, thanks for not rhyming

least my shit had a hook.

Yo, not for nothing but you sucka rappa sittin' here asking questions all day so shut up and just listen 'cause Justin. is about to start dissin' My words feel you and heal you because there's nothing there you suckas are filled with air go someplace and fart you think you're so smart why don't you match wits with diss.

I dont 'spit verses', im just an urban poet

Listen you little fucking shit, keep talkin to me and your about to get hit.

Your verses don't rhyme, just like your mothers never on time.

I call that bitch and tell her she trippin' fine, then she come over and we do that Sixty NINE.

You may be to young and have to much flubber, I walk into your moms room and she already go the rubber.

So next time you wanna spit go get fit, because my rhymes come out faster than a roaring brook, you mess with me and you get my LEFT HOOk.

He stands up and runs away
Forgetting that hes nude
His boyfriend gets turned on
And napkin gets subdued.



lolol
dementeds poem > all your raps

Could probably 'rap' it if i tried, but, being white and nerdy, the way i did it would be funnier than the lyrics

demented repps mad fools.

So up to the dickstore demented goes,
he buys 4 strap ons and and then he knows,
that its on with his mom till the break of dawn,

Then theres a problem, where to hang the clothes?
demented repsonds USE MY BIG NOSE,

On his way to work, demented pulls off his shirt,
within 5 minutes he gets hurt.

He decides to toughen up but his mom didnt care,
she just responded I WANT YOUR ASSHOLE USE SOME NAIR.

then demented logs on to the game
realized life for him is just lame.

So off to the gun shop he did run
bought a couple bullets for his gun

He decided life was at a demise
but before he ended it he'd jerk off to guys

So that's about it that's what been taped
next thing you know Justin got raped.

I REPRESENT THE (D) to the (B) to the mutha faking (C) <---DBC
the pvp planet finnest killin all the bitches
top Clan meaness
yeh we the shit and we kill you fools
cuz we are (DBC) we are in the hall of fame
we beat anyone at anytime
we never lose and we just multiply

we got hot girls to
we got
liala
kaboobz
dawn
sophie
sarah
ect.

but if you want trouble niggah we will do the same thing
lots of my homies join the best and just leave the rest

OH SHIT G2G i finish this tomorow

TO BE CONTINUE

As i said were the best boys like saitan just contemplatin bc they cant rhyme

Go and get your boys bc all they use is sex toys

come fuck with me to my face I move with great haste

You cant compete with with WTC
your a newfag and you need to grab a seat

You just got dropped now shut the fuck up
or you'll get rocked.

Walking down the street,
Full of my badass
Right past the sign
'do not walk on grass'
Fuck that sign
Im fucking great
Been walking on grass
from birth to date.
50 miles per hour?
i go 51!
Speedin down the street
just for the fun.
Im so badass
I can point and click
type the right words
got a 12 inch dick.
Using googles pics
Everybody believes me
I feel like a big man,
and all the girls want to see
Log on my game
one twenty six
log onto XAT
cause some conflicts
Eating a hamburger
trying to PK
cant convince anyone
that i am not gay
I keep tellin you
That im a big man
have TWO fucking girlfriends
my left and right hand.
When im done with them
Hands on my keyboard
Ownin all the noobs
with my godsword
Meet up with DEMENTED
and i fucking died
dropped my jaw
and then i fucking cried...




Btw, thats YOU napkin

More like

I'm so fucking tough
when i fuck bitches i do it rough

Young faggots like demented
are nothing but a bluff

I look in the mirror and flex my pectorals
just using my great morals

I walk down the street see 3 perps
20 seconds later I walk away they got blood on they shirts

Some people call demented a flirt and he can't lie
nothing turns him on more than another guy

So whenever I walk by I have to cover up and
just remember to call demented's mom a slut

When ever I see a little kid I have to shake em
because everyone knows I love my bacon

Yeah shit i know that didn't make sense
just be glad demented is gayer than Pete Wentz

Yeah don't like that was definetly the truth
keep saying its not and ill drop you off a roof

I walk by some girl she has an altoid
and shit that reminds me to check order on my roids

I look in the mirror and throw up thinking that I'm jacked
because behind me all i see is demented's asshole packed.

Yeah thats it so whats it to you?
you roll down my city and say hello to a jew.

Swayin down the road
And i see you
Roll down my window
'youre a fuckin jew'
thats not the case,
Id never say that
At very most
Id say 'youre fucking fat'
ofcourse youd reply
'thats not fucking true'
to which Id say
'youre a fucking noob"
Youd curl up in a ball
right fucking there
Id add the statement
"you need to grow a pair"
This would make you cry
and suck on your thumb
crying on the curb
what have you become.
Only thing i can say
is that you suck at life
Rubbing your wrists
on the blade of a knife
Cutting is the answer
to make it go away
All this wouldnt happen
If only you were straight

More like

I roll down the street
carrying my heat

I see you on the side
I get a bad vibe

Get closer to you *smack*
You "OWW that shit is wack"

I walk away
I'm done for the day

Being awesome takes time
When you rhyme you spit grime

I'll call you lemon because you suck
then say hello to your girlfriend and get a good fuck

Hit you like a sledgehammer what a mess.
then ill mail your jaw back via U.P.S.

The end of you is near say hello to the boss
the last thing you'll is the word 'LOSS'

And thats it guys! napkins asleep, now, I dont know how battles of this such go, but on 8mile it was an audience choice, so feel free to vote for who won! (napkin, edit a vote into it, including all that have posted)

I think Mikey won,
But it's only just begun,
Rappings pretty fun,
put mayo on my bun.

im so good at rhymin'
cos my expert timin'

that justin kids failboat,
he reminds me of a goat,
i will claw him in real life,
so he better not get into strife. o.O


well, i tried.

You're both great rappers

woot woot woot fucking rap battle lets go

Eh, I would consider of joining WTC,but however.... I hate "Fucking Pro" im ways that he considers himself "The Bomb" and is better then every1. He is a good pker, but all he doe;and al he does is MASS. So tke out the "Fucking Pro" part. Other than that,its pretty good.

uhmm did anyone else notice how all of napkins rhymes only lasted one line? It's like each one was it's on rap, and that shit is crap.

Seriously though.